Hi. I feel like I have the symptoms of all of these disorders. What should I do? Am I insane?

People with personality disorders commonly experience conflict and instability in many aspects of their lives, and most believe others are responsible for their problems.

Signs and symptoms of cluster A (odd, eccentric) personality disorders may include:

Paranoid personality disorder

Belief that others are lying, cheating, exploiting or trying to harm you
Perception of hidden, malicious meaning in benign comments
Inability to work collaboratively with others
Emotional detachment
Hostility toward others
Schizoid personality disorder

Fantasizing
Extreme introversion
Emotional distance, even from family members
Fixation on your own thoughts and feelings
Emotional detachment
Schizotypal personality disorder

Indifference to and withdrawal from others
"Magical thinking" 鈥?the idea that you can influence people and events with your thoughts
Odd, elaborate style of dressing, speaking and interacting with others
Belief that messages are hidden for you in public speeches and displays
Suspicious or paranoid ideas
Signs and symptoms of cluster B (dramatic, emotional) personality disorders may include:

Histrionic personality disorder

Excessive sensitivity to others' approval
Attention-grabbing, often sexually provocative clothing and behavior
Excessive concern with your physical appearance
False sense of intimacy with others
Constant, sudden emotional shifts
Narcissistic personality disorder

Inflated sense of 鈥?and preoccupation with 鈥?your importance, achievements and talents
Constant attention-grabbing and admiration-seeking behavior
Inability to empathize with others
Excessive anger or shame in response to criticism
Manipulation of others to further your own desires
Antisocial (formerly, sociopathic) personality disorder

Chronic irresponsibility and unreliability
Lack of regard for the law and for others' rights
Persistent lying and stealing
Aggressive, often violent behavior
Lack of remorse for hurting others
Lack of concern for the safety of yourself and others
Borderline personality disorder

Difficulty controlling emotions or impulses
Frequent, dramatic changes in mood, opinions and plans
Stormy relationships involving frequent, intense anger and possibly physical fights
Fear of being alone despite a tendency to push people away
Feeling of emptiness inside
Suicide attempts or self-mutilation
Signs and symptoms of cluster C (anxious, fearful) personality disorders may include:

Avoidant personality disorder

Hypersensitivity to criticism or rejection
Self-imposed social isolation
Extreme shyness in social situations, though you strongly desire close relationships
Dependent personality disorder

Excessive dependence on others to meet your physical and emotional needs
Tolerance of poor, even abusive treatment in order to stay in relationships
Unwillingness to independently voice opinions, make decisions or initiate activities
Intense fear of being alone
Urgent need to start a new relationship when one has ended
Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder

Excessive concern with order, rules, schedules and lists
Perfectionism, often so pronounced that you can't complete tasks because your standards are impossible to meet
Inability to throw out even broken, worthless objects
Inability to share responsibility with others
Inflexibility about the "right" ethics, ideas and methods
Compulsive devotion to work at the expense of recreation and relationships
Financial stinginess
Discomfort with emotions and aspects of personal relationships that you can't control

your doomed hommie guess you just got to cut it off , wait what were we talking about

Well, for starters, see a therapist.

Ok you need to PAY a shrink to listen to this boring stuff about yourself.

That's alot...go seek some professional help!

Maybe just A LOT!!!

lol- check with a certified doctor.
Yeah everyone could have all the personality disorders if you really think about it.

Wow dude! Those are a whole lot of problems. Are you insane.......talk to a psychotherapist!

Yeah, you're nuts all right. See a shrink.

i think i just went insane after reading all of that.

I think you sound as normal as most of my friends.

Coach

It is possible that you have any number of psychiatric disorders. If you really want to know, go to see a doctor, but you might just be a hypochondriac, like me. I've taken several actual tests for psychiatric disorders online, just for fun. I apparently had a lot of symptoms for many of them, so I went to the doctor. Apparently, I am just searching for something to blame my problems on, which is normal. The thing is, a lot of the symptoms are normal in people, just in moderate amounts, certain situations, or when not accompanied with other particular symtpoms on the list. Go see a doctor if you are really concerned. The money will be worth it to rest your mind if you are okay, or you might end up being diagnosed with something and then you will be able to get help.

maybe you're just paranoid

sounds more like a case of hypochondria. Better Google that one!!!

Here's a true insanity test. http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/insa...

You sound pretty normal. Not good, just normal. As regards the paranoia ; You only have to be right once, to make it all worthwhile.

yeah i feel like that too ( exactly like that its scary)
i had to see a soical worker at school (like he could help hes a social worker!!)
so i skipped i been told to see a thereapis but who has the money for those???

The only point of having a disorder is if it is actually impacting your life and you can't change it on your own.

The list is so subjective, that anybody could pick any of these things and apply them to themselves.

I think the real measure is, are they so extreme that they are ruining your life, and you can't control it?

For instance, if you had such a problem with shopping in stores that you couldn't go in and get food for yourself without freaking out then you'd probably need some kind of help for that. If you can go but you just really, really hate it then it's not much of a problem.

Hopefully, a doctor and/or therapist would be able to give you a course of treatment to get over that.

I do beleive the only disorder you have is HYPOCONDRIA.

You should probaly get some help for that.

Seriously.

You wouldn't be able to function if you had all of those.

Good job, though.