Self Vasectomy Issue - Help Please?

Hi
I have 7 kids by 3 different mothers and the paternity costs are frankly ruining me. I only seemingly only to have to take my socks off near a women and another child is conceived.
I have applied to have a vasectomy but frankly I cannot afford the cost as I don't have sufficient insurance to cover this.
I did read that it is possible to perform a self-vasectomy using vodka as an anaesthetic, and a sharp razor blade and needle and cotton. Can anyone clarify this please?
Thanks

OUCH!!!

R U NUTZ????????

Are you serious?! Maybe you should have kept your stuff in your pants.

How someone that would see any logic in this question, even knows how to use a computer, baffles me.

I would not risk that, save up some money and get it done properly.

It is not safe to form a procedure like this. You should either get it done by a surgeon or get use to wearing condoms or not having sex.

only a bird brain would try such a thing.condoms are cheap...save your pennies.

at that rate just lop your balls off and duct tape the wound closed.
in the long run affording the procedure is cheaper than all the kids you apparently produce.
just go to a clinic and see how much they will charge.

Have the procedure done by a doctor. You wouldn't want to hurt something that you will still need to keep working. If you go through with this dangerous and insane self-procedure and seriously hurt yourself, the medical bills will be even bigger.

Sounds like a good idea to me, go for it. At least you'll stop contaminating the gene pool one way or the other.

what are you nuts, check the erea you live in, there are places that will do it free.

Sure, why not (ha, ha, ha, ha ... he, he ...) ............
... suppose you know (or maybe you don't) next time and every ever after, you'll have no need to take any of your socks off. But you'll have a finally well deserved REST.

But be aware, when you do this, there is absolutely needed to be assisted by one of your so sweet lovers. Case she'll be strong sufficient to perform (of course: dial) the emergency number phone in your area.


I insist for you to pass over my answer and choose the next.
I've already had a good day today, thks to you too.


By the way, why are not some of us doing more sports in the fitness center or parks? Wouldn't be less expensive, healthier and energetic resources consuming? (... ah, maybe the last one is au contraire ...)
Or better some brains' surgicals (my ex.)? Or ... ups, if someone need to know more must ask his/her/my physician (smiles, Mr. Crocodiles?)
Huff!
Bye

Would it not be easier to carry a box of condoms? I used to be quite the little 鈥渕an whore鈥?myself, but I always played it safe and never got anyone pregnant.

I had the vasectomy when I was 21, with no kids. It cost only $250. I am told they cost about $600 at the same type of clinic today.

By not having it performed by a professional, you could be risking your life, or your future ability to have sex. Check with a nearby teaching hospital. They might be able to do it very cheap.

For now, condoms are very cheap!

Good luck!

I really hope you had to think about this one a while...I can't believe you even got one answer...at least one serious answer..your bird brain must be working over time...ha

DON'T DO IT.
That is sick and unsafe. Please do not hurt yourself. In the mean time, keep your legs together. Or just use condoms.

Wow....I Hope to think you will not go that Far......
Do You Realize What You are thinking of?
Maybe you should entertain the thought of Wearing Condoms instead. MUCH SAFER......