If old men sit to pee, why don't all men?

Water level can be lowered for long genitals and balls.
Over in europe it is quite common in German private homes, sitting men, can even catch the last drop with toilet paper.
makes carpeted bathrooms, snugly and odour free.

Men can easily pee outdoors on grassy lawns, walking along , so that grass is not killed by the concentrated strong ammonia residue.

Most women prefer using grass, there is less leg splash. Some women can direct the flow as well as men.... they are not asked to often.

In Britain , some club urinals are equiped with lower glass shield= to save men's shoe.
In italy all angles are built up with bricks or iron curve with spikes, to keep alleys smelling nice.
Now, all bars, let you pee for free.

Some men aim at water drains very neat... sewage gets it anyway,
In America=USA , the phone booths are where they pee.... surrounded by grass! Unused, because of local prudery.

Ok, maybe I am just stupid, but didn't you just answer your own question with all that?

Men stand to pee 'cause they can. And quite frankly, I am jealous when they can just whip it out and whiz while we women have to wait, and wait, and wait till we get to a restroom.

you know?
you have answered your disgusting question.

you are just jealous i can stand up and pee all over the place :)