How Can I Make Up For This Blunder?????

i was in class today and this really hot chick sits next to me and i reached down to pick up my pencil that fell to the ground and i accidently farted right on the hot chick. it was real loud and it smelled horrible - like sewage and rotten shrimp with a hint of oregano.

anyhow, the hot chick was obviously disgusted and felt so bad for her because she was trying to play it off, but i know she smelled it.

she basically forced herself to sit there and inhale my fumes for a couple of minutes at least.

so what can i do to make up for this. i had so hoped to score with this girl and i was always so cool around her, but i think i just lost all my points today when this happened. so what can i do so that she will respect me again????

I would give her a very small can of "A Little Sexy"
spray perfume. Not real costly, and it smells GREAT.
People always ask me what I'm wearing. It's that, or Red
for me.
I would say, " I am sorry, and I hope you like this better".
Don't forget to smile. :-)

Apologizes and say it was an accident, and give her 20 bucks and a flower or do her homework

Pretend like it never happend. Women understand that men stink. Some flowers or some other thing she enjoys with a funny little note might be nice.

just talk to her and tell her that its wierd for you that that happened and just make a joke out of it but get past that, everyone farts, but damn with a hint of oregeno, you really messed up lol!

Do you know if she respected you to begin with? Even though it had to have been very embarasing for you, did you ever think that she farts also, it's nature, it happens to us all. Just be cool, even apologize to her if you think it might would help. Just try not to do it again.

there is no wayaround this you cant its unfortunate thast this happnedd move onn i dont think she can look you in the face againn, its over with sit seome weremewherewhere else and this is embarrasiing it hurts dont ever face her asgainn hit the highway!

I'm at a lost for what you should do. But i wasn't having a really good day today until i read about your little dilemma. It just cracked me up, lol, sorry. I hope someone comes up with something good for you because you deserve help just for having the nerve to tell your story.:) lol :)

If she laughed at the time - you may have a small chance still.

If not, move on - she thinks you are a piggy.

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