Semen???????????

why is it all slimy?

yeah but my pee aint slimy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sensing a lot of hostility. Ease up people!!!!!

to keep the sperm alive, did you fail biology?

because it comes from inside of you silly

why is water wet?

Why is the sky blue? It just is.

If it was solid it would hurt.

woudl you prefer sawdust -?

So it will not stick

because its a liquid suspension with millions of sperm and its suppose to be slimy so it can travel deep into the 'you Know where' easily

Can you imagine if it was gritty?

So that it sticks in. You don't want it to flow out right away...

who cares!!! it is what it is.

because..........just because it is.

i hope you can get help from this web site. en.wikipedia.org

your urine does not support life and carry that into the womb.sperm does. see the difference?

So that it won't all simply run out of a woman's vagina before the sperm cells have had a chance to do their thing (or try to--"many are called, but only one is chosen"). Semen and urine have different purposes, different objectives, and are made up of different substances.

All of which you know already, of course.

Because the male anatomy there is a gland called the Bulbourethral that secretes seminal fluid (aka mucous-like fluid). You can read up on it...

its just a young boy asking give him time to grow up

How Old are you, like 10.
Go ask your science teacher.

a spoon ful of sugar makes the medicine go down =D

It needs to be thick so enough will stay in place for fertilization. A runny liquid wouldn't stay put as well - not that it stays very well as it is.

Pre-ejaculate is slippery to make insertion easy and comfortable.

Even if you don't know the purpose, it's pretty clear that there must be one. A body won't expend important resources like proteins without some good reason.