I want to fake sick to get out of school, any great suggestions?

I know it's bad for my health but it's school i really don't want to go :D

Haha! i know how that is, believe me! 6th-8th grade i missed like 15 days each year.

i missed 5 already in 9th, but anyway, back to the question!!

You could say you have a stomach ache, or a headache. if you have parents like mine that won't cut it though, i'd start fakeing sick NOW to sell it, because wakeing up in the morning and saying you don't feel good is probably the worst, mine just say you'll be okay and call me at school if it gets worst and that wont happen.

if you have a ear thermoniter (spelling) you could put a hot q-tip like your cleaing your ears, and let your parents take your temp. and maybe you will have a "fever" (it'll be fake)
my advise is for you to test this out before you do it though because if you have a high temp for that short period of time from the water you don't want it to high or they might take you to the doctor or give you medicine! just say you will relax and eat it away, take your temp. later on in the day and you will say you feel better!

hope this helped!!

diarrhea how's that the craps

claim that you can hear a voice which has instructed you to kill indiscriminately should you ever go to school again xx

hahah. i always say its a headache or a stomache ache, nothing to major

anything that wont result in going to the doctor or coughing or even fever.

Say you are really dizzy and you feel like throwing up. Be ready to act it out. Why don't you want to go to school?

ok here is wat u do. the night b4 u wanna miss school eat alot of food lik beans, something that will comeback up easy lik soups. and then drink alot of liquid lik coke, something dark or something of a darker color and then go to sleep. when u wake up run to the restroom and gag yourself and you will throw it all up and if you digest ur food easily stay up late the night b4 and eat at lik 2, 3, or mayb even 4 then go to sleep...but really dont do this often