I have CPS (Crooked Penis Syndrome) Help?

I have CPS a new genetic disorder found in 50% of male population and it involves the male penis um the "shaft" if you will and the "dent" that occurs mid point of my shaft.

My "shaft" is 8 inchs and about 4 1/2 ways is the indention. Is there anyway to fix my CPS

according to my friend who's husbands penis is also crooked she says she likes it that it makes sex better..i don't know if there is a treatment or not but if there isn't you could always look at it as a good thing

lol is that really a syndrome ?? haha

why? it may touch the right spot dear!!!!!!!

use your other hand to beat the meat........lol

"lol" that was rude

no idea, see a doc

Just be happy that you don't have BPS... Baby Penis Syndrome.

As long as your penis is functioning properly I don't see why you should be so worried just because it isn't completely straight.

Do they have braces for PeePee's?

Well you could probably have corrective plastic surgery. I have heard of CPS but not a really way to fix it.

It is caused by excessive masturbation with one hand... e.g. if you always use your right hand it will gradually bend to the left - to even it out you need to now use your left hand

Go away

chop it off and it will grow back normal.

You have yet to make any real contribution to Yahoo Answers.

All you do is waste time and space...I am tired of people like you.

Go to www.bored.com and alleviate your juvenile angst and leave the adults alone.

Ive got a couple of lollies sticks and some sellotape you could borrow....

if your shaft is 8 inches what the heck are you worrying about it being crooked for? bend that thing the other way for like a day or so and see what happens. if it's still bent then don't worry about it, just find a woman who has a curve in her pleasure tunnel that fits your bend.

bahahaha! ahaha hahaha!!!!!!!!! : D
LOL!!! - ew.

if that is a syndrome....a big part of the population has it!

be thankful...it makes you able reach her spots that can make her fall in love.

It really doesn't matter, mate :)

However, if you really want to straighten it, try some penis exercise program, or wear a extender if you can afford it.