How is it possible that Darth Vader dies of pancreatic cancer in Clear and Present Danger?

Darth Vader is supposed to be nearly 96% machine, and yet, in Clear and Present Danger he dies of pancreatic cancer. Not only that, but he sold out the empire for the good of the US Government. FYI - the emperor and Luke are nowhere to be found in this film, I think they were killed by the Columbians.

ah, i love cancer humor.

Um...this is supposed to be funny?
I fail to see the humor. I don't even get where the joke is supposed to be. Report It

Perhaps you have confused one fantasy world with another one.
Fun... but, maybe see reality on occasion.
You'll feel better.

I have a question for you. Why didn't Han Solo use his laser gun when they ambushed him on the streets of Columbia? And where was Chewbacca in all of that melee?

I see where you are mistaken. See, it's only Darth Vader's voice that dies in Clear and Present Danger. The body lives to be thrown down the power chute.

I thought he died in the stampede.... or was it when he walked into the cornfield...

Cancer ... dammmmm...

Maybe the 4% human part is his pancreas?

The fact the you asked that question points out the dangers of baking a car battery in the microwave. The resulting fumes can do strange and not-so-wonderful things to your perceptions.
Darth Vader, as anyone who reads "The Tattler" knows, is currently working at a swinging litle pizza joint in Mendicino, California. If you re-read "Clear and Present Danger" you will notice in the subtext a briiliant Freudian analysis of why Winnie the Pooh never married and is terrified by bludgeon- wielding tax accountants,
Other than that, I can't tell you why your brownies leave an odd aftertaste.

Have you nothing better to do with your time than bother us who are in a serious cancer forum?

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