Can caffine cause you to test postive opiates if you have celebral palsy and epilespy?

opiates test positive....not caffine...does not have the chemicals in it they test for

if you cp and epilepsey who cares do all the opiates you need to make it through frank sinatra said "i'm for prayer tranquilizors or a big bottle of jack daniels whatever gets you through the night"

no but poppy seeds will. Bagels with poppy seeds and lemon poppy muffins in a heartbeat will cause a falst postivie test result for opiates.

I don't know. But I test positive for opiates on those instant tests. Then when they send it away to their lab it is clear of course. I have read that a certain percentage of the population just tests positive on those instant (unreliable ) tests.

no. but it is advisable that you utilize your surroundings to your advantage. you probably have a knife and some aspirin in your kitchen. consume the entire bottle of aspirin first, then wait 20 minutes and have a heyday with your knife. you wont feel it and the vasodilating effects of the aspirin will open your veins enough to help you bleed to death. then you wont have to worry about the cerebral palsy nor the epilepsy ever again! thank me in 80 years for the help. my address will be: 120 S Hell Blvd.