Multiple Choice: Worst thing to give birth to?

You are pregnant for 9 months and then give birth. It is not what you hope it is. What is the worst thing it could be?

a. angry porcipine with liquid magma for ambionic fluid
b. a giant fifteen pound poop
c. an old spring matress
d. a lawn mower that is still running
e. a DivX player (whoomp whaaa)
f. an angry women who is sixty years old but she is giving birth to a big poop
g. your own somach, lungs and mammory glands
h. HIV and bird flu

uhhhh i dont think thats physically possible

Hmmm... I'm stumped.

none of the above

all of the above would assuredly kill you before you could squirt 'em out, but I would have to say HIV and bird flu, 'cause if it didn't kill you before you gave birth to it, you'd have to suffer alot longer than with the rest.

Which would you like to come out your pp head?????

i. an adorable baby that will love me and someone to look at.

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