My manhood is about the size of a pringles can. I have not had sex in 10 years.?

I have been married for over 10 years. My manhood is too large for my wife to have intercouse with me. She takes care of me with her hand. I have not had intercourse in over 10 years. I have always remained faithful to my wife. Recently a new neighbor moved in. She is a 24 yo single mom. We have become very good friends. I told her about my massive problem the other day. She did not believe me. I proceeded to show her. She right away began to perform oral on me. This was a first for me. Such a great feeling. I made her stop after about 30 seconds, and explained to her that I could not in good conscious continue. So I left in a hurry. She called me later, and told me that I shouldn't have to go without sex, and that she could manage to take care of me in any way shape and form. I have not seen her since, but talk on the phone. Should I get it on after 10 years or remain faithful to my wife? Wha would you do. Please help.

You ought to have divorced your wife from years ago.

Also - it's your fault too, you should have married a different lady with a bigger vagina. And there are lots of them out there. You need a BIG MOMMA who can handle your tool with no problem .

You don't need a dainty petite precious little darling - not with the MONSTER Prick which you have.

God gave you what you have. - And You need to use it like a man & God created other LARGER women who need a guy like you to live with.

So this marriage is not good for you & not good for your wife. I don't like what I hear.

You should RUN next door & buy her Roses & make friends with this neighbor lady. She needs YOU & you need HER> This woman sounds like such a nice lady & good neighbor.

I give my verdict. Now don't you delay!!!

Millions of women out there would love to have a guy like you. so what are U waiting for ??? Huh????

Lay her the pipe, your wife should understand.

mmmmm, Pringles.

I think you should write erotic fiction, because thats all this is!!

Call Guinness World Records.

PS. Sounds like you were already unfaithful.

Is there anyway you could donate some to me for an add on .
I have the opposite problem.
Not enough to be proud of but still I get sex.

Remain faithful to your wife. That's the ONLY way. You tell a very good story and yes we get the picture if in fact it's true, but there's only one real answer and that's to stay true to your wife. You would think that after 10 years that you would have seen a sex therapist.
It is so WRONG to cheat on your wife.

Well, you are COMMITED. What I dont understand is why she commited to you knowing she couldnt have sex with you. Maybe she dosent like sex much at all anyways. 10 years is VERY long time and Id suggest really talking to your wife. Use oils,ect. Maybe she can handle only part of it. Its not how long it is anyway,its the thickness that hurts. Certainly dont have an affair but perhaps yopur wife wouldnt mind if you relieved yourself once every two months or so. In a way,she's being unreasonable.

Wow, this is a hard one! I'm sure you will hear both sides on this one saying be faithful and the other saying go for it. My advise is to think it through. When your wife finds out, and they always do, how will she feel? Do you really want to do that to her? If yes, then go for it but be ready for the consequences. If not, I suggest you keep your pants zipped in the future so as not to be tempted.

You made a commitment to your wife when you married her. It's not right for you to go behind her back and sleep with another woman.
You should talk to your wife about the prediciment you're in. She may understand.
Maybe you two could talk about other ways that your wife could give you sexual pleasure so that you two could expand your sexual relationship and so that you don't feel as though you have to have an affair to have your sexual needs met.
And you should tell your neighbour that what happened before never should have happened and it will not be happening again.

No!! Your wife has been there for you throughout the ten years aswell, You must remember you are not the only one that has not had intercourse in ten years, neither has your wife. So its just as much on fair on her. You wouldnt be a great husband honouring your word if you had an affair. And how hurt will your wife feel if she found out you were with this skank that wanted you for one night only to "please" you wile she's been there and hasn't cheated herself? Besides the only way this woman can help you with your "huge" problem is because she tends to offer her help in every case she comes across like this! "streched" out! Dont even consider it!

Hmm, I don't think it was appropriate for you to show this other woman your appendage.... or mention the issue to her for that matter. Bedroom issues should remain there and not be shared with ANYONE except you and your partner (and therapist if seeing one and applicable)

There are ways you can "engage" your wife without causing her pain though - different positions where she can control the "experience".

In answering your question of remaining faithful, please see: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

You need to tell your wife what has happened. Honesty is so important in a relationship.

Also, consider why you want gratification so much? Love is not about s.e.x - if your wife became ill, would you still love her? Think about why you got married and what qualities and attributes you enjoy about being with your wife. These are what love is about - something to build foundations upon, not a quick BJ with the neighbour.

Size shouldn't matter. Try to speak with your wife and explain to her your physical needs. I'm sure she'll understand. Who knows things may kick-off with a good start. As for your new moved-in neighbour, she's trying to help. Thank her politely and keep a distance from her. Keep the marriage faithfullness intact or you may regret for the rest of your life.

Cheer up won't you?

ask your wife what size d*ck she usually takes and put that in your next novel

you wish.

Then you woke up from your dream and realized you were holding onto a double A battery.

And it was leaking....

IS THIS FOR REAL OR A JOKE? If for real I have to ask this, what the hell did u and your wife do on the honeymoon???? If she handled it then she can now, or is she making excuses for other reasons? Have u tried having a serious conversation, and how is the marriage in other areas, sex is mental as well as physical, but I dont feel u should cheat, how would u like your wife cheating? Seems your neighbor knew she could, how did she perform oral sex on u without u letting her?? Or did she use the date rape drug and u woke up in 30 sec.LOL how many men time oral sex for that matter, give me a break! Since its a pringles can, guess she liked the fact u have a less salty and less fatty penis I couldnt resist that one LOL! OH 1 MORE THING IT MAY BE BIG BUT R U GOOD IN BED, OR THINK ITS ALL ABOUT U??? Believe me theres more to it, what do u do to please your wife, a woman needs more than a can of pringles, u have to get her ready 1st! ONE MORE THING MARRIED 10 YRS W/NO SEX, MEANING INTERCOURSE COME ON, U MAY HAVE A NUN, NONE OF THIS AND NONE OF THAT! Or she has serious sexual hangups,and I know pringles stay fresh in the can, but for 10 yrs could not resist that one either! Hell maybe she likes lays LOL. Really if this is 4 real u both need a marriage counselor, or just move your stuff nxt door, but remember this, your new woman can say oh honey, but a wife of 10 yrs w/have your money!!!!!!!!!!

As a matter of fact the story isnt an appealing one. The things you say can be NOTHING except imagination.
Moreoveryou shouldnt ask this question from others. What do you feel youself. Do you feel that you can continue like that and decide accordingly.

There is surgery available to restrict the size so you can be comfortable at home. Dont take outside the home what belongs to your wife!

I wouldn't cheat on your wife. I think you two need to talk about it. Maybe it would be best to break up in friendly terms. That way you give her the chance to find someone that doesn't hurt her and you get the chance to have someone you won't hurt. Don't listen to whomever tells you to go for it and cheat on your wife. You'll end up losing everything for five minutes of pleasure. I think that's the correct thing to do. Earn your wife's respect first. Then have sex.

great imagination you have there

HAha....RUN - don't walk next door!!!

If your knob in the size of a Pringles can, how big is her mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Send me a pic to prove it................

Yeah Right !!! - 2 points thanks