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broken calf. which is technically your leg. fell off trampoline. took painkillers. didnt hurt at first but 15 minutes later you start to feel the burn! dont want to seek medical care-dont intend to seek medical care. bone is somwhat protruding out of skin and turning blackish purple. hurts like heck to walk. dizziness, vomiting, passing out, and fever. is this all because of broken leg?! seeked family treament and managed to snap bone into place-hopefully. took TONS of painkillers. is it nessesary to have a cast or crutch? and is there anything else needed to do for it to heal without medical care. broken leg once before. how long will healing last? and is continuing football going to be continued in future? it was about 5 hours till saught that family treatment mentioned above. was that too long to wait? and is passing out uncommon or from trauma? need to know what to do and how to fix broken leg problem!! gracias.

I really hope you are kidding. But, if not....seek immediate treatment. Oh yeah, technically you can not break your calf...it is a muscle. If bone is protruding you have an open fracture and you must seek treatment as soon as possible. It is an emergent situation....infection rate is astronomical.

Honestly you should(thought about using need) to get proffesional medical help. I tried to do the same with my wrist and it wasn't nearly as bad. Now my wrist constantly cracks and hurts to throw the football. You won't be considered any less tough for going to the doctor for something like this. If you don't it could permaneatly screw up your football career.

Get a dish towel.
Make your way to the garage.
Find chain saw.
Find cigarette lighter.
Find gasoline.
Fill chain saw with gasoline.
Douse dish towel with gasoline.
Rev up chain saw.
Amputate leg just above the break.
Drape dish towel over bloody stump.
Use lighter to set fire to dish towel, which will cauterize wound.
When found by family member and revived, continue football playing.
Always listen to your coach.
Sometimes you gotta play hurt, dude.
And, what's a football player doing on a trampoline, anyway? Maybe you had better switch to ballet.

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