Do my own heart surgery?

This might sound ridiculous but I have heard of people in Brazill having alot of experience with this after meditation. They replace their heart with a Baboons. They say that it works immediatelyand some patients are able to do the surgery on themselves. Ive had three heart attacks and cant quit smoking so probably this would be an option for me. Im trying to get a gooddeal on an airline ticket right now and will let you guys know what happens.

You are correct, it's commonly done, and the results are incredible.
But you need a fresh baboon heart, and in order to assure it came from a strong one you may want to consider killing it yourself, as many of the Brazillian locals do.
The preferred method is to tackle the baboon and snap it's neck. It may put up a struggle, but just keep hold and don't give up. It's your life at stake.
As to the surgery itself, it can be a little uncomfortable, so you'll want to get it over with as quickly as possible.
To this end, I suggest using a carving knife.
You may also want to rent a video dealing with baboon heart extraction and implantation. You can buy one from any of the local vendors for about $2.
Good luck.

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One question I have for you is...Are you a doctor yourself?...If the answer is no please go see someone immediatly about this. If you are a doctor, go for it. You obvisouly know something I dont considering they dont do this in the states for people who have heart attacks. (I wonder why they dont do it....might be something that you want to ponder). Seriously...if you have the money to go do this, take it and go see a specialist and get something real done rather than risking your life for something that MIGHT work. (although it isnt proven). Dont take your life into your own hands. Let someone who knows what they are doing help you.