Why does it take guys so long to poop?

honestly. it takes me about 30 seconds. not in the bathroom more than 90 seconds with handwashing and all.

so WHY does it take him 20 minutes?! and why does it smell so bad?! graphic question, i know. but why do guys take SO much longer than girls?

does it have to do with metabolism? maybe he just doesnt poop as often as me?

Because there are no woman in there, we don't want to come out.

wow gross

I'm in the bathroom less than sixty seconds, total. Why is it you take so long? Hmmm?

It's all relative.

Because guys poop and get it all out, girls poop just enough to go and then pass nasty gas all day and act like it ain't them.

i like to enjoy them. i break out a magazine and take my sweet a$$ time. its a guy thing, you wouldn't understand.

he needs more fiber,,,maybe your pooper just works really quick though... give him a break, it's his time to sit and think about the mysteries and complexities of life!

well the more smell there is means he has a lot of toxins in him and should do a Colin cleanse and he may be more constipated than he talks about or he may be Reading a book or doing something personal

My educated guess is because men generally take in more meat in their diet to provide protein to their muscle mass (which women have less of). It's harder to digest meat (red meat is probably worst).

Waste shouldn't smell at all (at your healthiest), but if it does that means his diet could be alittle better. Try more veggies.

That is the age-old question. My hubby needs a magazine and then the whole house stinks even with the Febreze spray. I have no idea. I'm like you, I just do it and am done, 1 minute flat. It's one of those questions like how big is the universe or why men can't ask for directions.....hhhmmm, this is one for a philosopher much deeper then me. LOLOL

It is a task we wish not to complete, but to enjoy. In the bathroom we have no worries, no stress, no problems to solve, no others to please. We are alone with our thoughts, which is the male version of therapy.

Oh, and it probably smells so bad because we let it sit there for 20 minutes while we're enjoying our meditation.

Um, because we read in the bathroom.

It probably has to do with your cookin'

Just messin with ya, guys like to relax, read the news paper, chill out while taken a dump. Haven't you ever seen the TV show "Married with Children?" Al Bundy loves to take a long time on his favorite shitter! You should try it, I have read 30 novels while taking dumps, Later !

lmao these answers are cracking me up.

Not all guys. I'm a guy, and it usually takes me a couple of minutes.

And if his poop smells really bad, then he should light a match while he's in there and after he's done.

Good magazine article. Or newspaper. It takes a while to read. The smell has to do with what one eats and drinks.

This might sound weirder since its coming from a chick
but I like to take my bloody time in the bathroom as well
call me a dude if you must but
I like to chill in there and turn on the shower radio while i am in there lol
yea.......Nothing to do with metabolism it smells if you let it sit there long ....but not if you flush right after.
:)

very simple guys have more tnednecy toward constipation . medical scince says this

Constipation??? that's the only thing I can think of....sometimes I take a minute....sometimes 10 mins....depends how much cheese I've eaten recently hehe.

hes masturbating
but thinking of you!
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