Frostbitten Penis..No friggin kidding ..while shovelling Snow!!?

Yikes, you always hear about these people..getting frostbitten toes and such and having to get them amputated...

today i jumped out of bed, pulled on some pants, got warmly dressed, or so I thought, but in -45 (celcius) my buddy was not doing so good....it was totally frozen when I came indoors. Even 8 hours later it is still a bit tender :) or should I say :(

what to do....??? I though it would be a good pickup line in a bar .....find some woman and tell her it needs to get warmed up, Quick!!

just watch that it doesnt start to turn black or it will drop off!!!

If this is a serious post in the first place... them any frozen tissue/skin needs immediate medical treatment. Do not delat. Go to an emergency room.

Frostbite tends to turn things black.
I wonder if the change in color will make it stereotypically bigger.

No, frozen tissues, especially such sensitive ones, can cause a lot of permanent damage to the area. I would get to a doctor as soon as you can and try to get help. This might, in the long term, affect your sexual performance, I know you don't want that, so I'd recommend that you leave...

NOW.

~Jack