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My fingernails are excreting a strange cheese!?


I have noticed my fingernails start to excret a strange substance with a cottage cheese-like texture. This is a hassle because whenever I borrow pencils at school I always leave a residue which make people hate me. Is this some sort for fungus, dairy, etc or is it a normal phase of adolescent life?

Ew. Go to the doctor dude.

Gross. That is not normal. You have something gross living under your nails. Don't eat with your hands.

It's not normal. You probably have a infection of some kind. Please go see a doctor.

wtf? does it smell funny? it could be left over from a product you put in your hair or something you eat on a regular basis. until you get to the doctor's, just be sure to wash your hands constantly, and clean underneath your nails everyday with some clippers... that sucks...

Oh hon Don't worry! It's just a condition that 5 out of 49 American males are born with...it usually kicks in around age 13 or 14 or 15 or 16. Just go get some BendaCheese, a medication meant for your condition, called Secrenalosis. It's nothing fatal but it can be very anoying. Try t bring your own pencils and if it starts secreting vigorously in large amounts just suck it out/off...it's not harmful to your system and it tastes like a bitter tapioca pudding to be frank! Don't be embarassed about it, if someone asks what it is just tell them you dipped your hand in dried glue or something! Don't worry!


P.S. You sound like you're in stage 1 of Secrenalosis. You are approaching the second stage, where a black thin, runny substance will probably secrete from the pores in your knuckles and the crevaces onthe sides of your fingernails. Make sure to visit a doctor and get some PrescriptionBandAids to hide the icky goo.

Wow! thats so cool I wish abnormail things like that happened to me
Please tell me how you got this cool cheese like stuff ASAP

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