Has anyne ever stapled their finger?

OUCH OUCH

I just did, and it REALLY hurts!
Tell me about your most interestiong office injury

I was reading some papers while walking down the stairs and rolled all the way down. Never laughed so hard in my entire life.

I did,
then I played a game to see how far i could squirt the blood.

Yes i have and i had to go to the hospitol to get it removed it went that deep :(.

Yes, in 5th grade. I opened it to un-jam a staple that got stuck, then when I was trying to close it, I somehow got my thumb in the wrong place. I think I went into mild shock, I just stared at it for a while.

My most interesting office injury...either:
1. When I was cleaning up a boss's closet (which hadn't been organized in a long time) and someone had broken glass in there, but no one told me. So I reached behind something and sliced my finger. It bled a ridiculous amount (because that's what fingers do) and I am pretty sure that I still have a small piece of glass in my right ring finger.
OR
2. When I was hole punching papers all day (literally all day), and I got a bruise across the palm of my hand from pressing down on the handle so many times.

No but i stabbed my self with a sharp ballpoint pen once and it left a huge mark!!