Germs... What the heck?

have you noticed this, the media constintly doing stories on the latest infections, salaminilla, e coli, havanta virus, bird flu. and americans panic easly so now everyone is running around spraying this and scrubbing that. Overcooking their food and repededaly washing their hands trying to avoid all contact with germs. ITS REDICULOUS AND GOES TO REDICULIOUS LENGHTHS. In prison, before they give you a LETHAL injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. Well, they dont want you to get in infection. And you can see their point... Would'nt want some guy to go to hell AND be sick. It would take alot of the sportsmanship out of the whole execution. I never get sick, ya know why? It gets alot of practice. You run around living a compleatly steril life then when germs DO come along your not going to be prepared. And neverming ordinary germs. What are you going to do when some super virus comes along and turns your vital organs into liquid $h!t?

okay carlin, now write your own jokes

I got a Flu Shot when it first became available last October. I haven't been sick since.

If you get plenty of sleep, exercise and try to eat right, and avoid stress....it will help your overall physical and mental health.

Seriously, when bird flu starts a global pandemic...it will be no joke. 95% of the worlds population will be wiped out. there are only enough vaccinations for the emergency services who will be getting them...they are the 5% that will survive. Probably all living animals will be killed, all the fish will die and sooner or later plants will start to become infected. Ambulance officers will be walking around in full "germ free" protective gear with oxygen tanks because the new strain of bird flu can survive and infect people via the air. Oh yea...they will be walking around, door to door, telling you they are there to collect the dead.
No matter how prepared anyone is...it will get you eventually. Even if it's in the year 2999. If human civilisation still exists then...