My girl has alot of gas...she poots 98 times a day...i cant breathe sometimes. is that domestic violence?

Depends, does she..........

a.) Aim it at you to make you inhale the toxic gas?
b.) Refuse to take Beano?
c.) Laugh hysterically when you start to choke to death from the fumes?
d.) Plot with others on how to increase her poot out-put ratio?
e.) Poot under the blankets and then force you to keep your head under the blankets and inhale the toxic fumes?

If you can answer yes to any of these questions...........

You just have one sick girl! Don't really think it would be domestic violence, but I would think it would be a form of torture.

Yes

u poor thing.. sounds pretty bad.

Have you considered she might be an old boiler?
If you are suffocating , you are probably under the effect of carbon monoxide poisoning.
I would suggest you phone a gas plumber.

For me it's great,im sure you dont have any bugs problem am i right?

What does domestic violence have to do with gas?
Do you hit her when she does it?

Gas can be indicative of a food allergy,you might try taking her off dairy and wheat products.

no just air polution really bad lol

Insert a bottle of glade air freshner in her rectum.It comes in many scents and can be rigged up to release a squirt when she expels her foul explosions in your direction.

Run a tube from her pooter to a jug. After 2 or 3 good poots, cap the jug really fast, and hook another jug to hose. After you get a case of poot filled jugs, take to school or college to the science department and work on project, 'New Gas Solution' for cars, homes, and the environment.

I hope she killz your azz :). Tell her to call me so I can help her poot on you too :).