I really want crutches! What is the quickest and least painfull way to do it without faking?

I'm not trying to get out of anything or extend my summer vacation. I just want to feel what it is like to actually hurt my leg (below the knee) because I have broken my left arm three times. I am aware of consequences. Just tell me a way to hurt my shin, ankel, or knee just enough to put myself on crutches.Please don't just say your stupid for wanting this or anything like that just tell me a way to put myself on crutches with a good story for my mom when she asks.

Invest in a therapist.

Jump from something above three metres pretending to be superman.

Are you stupid?
i have twisted both ankles and shifted my knee cap. Once you injure something, it never returns to full strength and will cause you grief forever.
If you want to use crutches, just go buy them but don't purposely injure yourself.

your an idiot.

You need help. You can buy them at a hospital supply store, some pharmacies, or just talk to your doctor. You do not have to hurt yourself. You must be immature to even think of doing this. Tell your mother what you are doing, she will get a great laugh. The truth friends love, when you lie, you lose. Be HONEST!!!!! Honestly, be HONEST!!!!!!!

Just go to a medical supply store and buy a pair! Please don't hurt yourself.

From a nurse

If you really want to do this, you'll probably want to go for a sprain. Go to a park that has relatively high swings. get going as high as you can. When you jump out, try to land sideways, with your body as vertical as possible. Don't bend at the hips or the knees. That should do it. If you really wan to guarantee some injury, land on one leg. Depending on how high and fast you go, it could break your ankle. So have somebody there to drive you to the hospital.
Good luck, idiot.

Ok. Look, why don't you first try out crutches before you actually go jump off a building? Listen, go to your nearest thrift shop and try walking with crutches. Buy them if you want, but don't try and seriously injure yourself. That's never healthy and you might really face some pain....What are you, a masochist?

Most pharmacies have them for sale. Walmart may have them.

You could get a broom climb to the top of the roof and jump off. Tell your parents you thought you could fly like Harry Potter or at least you wanted to try and be Harry Potter.

Or

you could just go the easy way and ask if you can buy yourself a pair of crutches and a fake leg cast/brace and pretend your on crutches for a few days. Then when you get tired of it you can always take it off and not be on them anymore.

If you actually hurt yourself on purpose you could possibly break a growth plate which means your leg wont grow anymore and when you break a bone it will always be somewhat weak and will never get as strong as it used to which means you could break it easily again when you get older. And it may not happen on a convienient time like during summer, it could happen when you are a father with 3 kids to take care of. Please think before you act, dont ruin your future on purpose.

One more thing, crutches are NOT fun if you have to be on them. Your hands will start to hurt and become sore and so will your armpitts. And you could cause problems for your good leg because more weigt is going to be on it for a couple of weeks. Then after you get off your crutches you have to go to physical therapy to get your bad leg strong again. This will cause your parents a whole lot of money just because you wanted to break your leg on purpose just so you could have crutches. This could even mean less Birthday and Christmas presents for you because they will have spent more money than they thought they would this year. Please think ahead!

You are going to damage yourself for good. I have been on crutches twice this year. Sprained ankle, then knee surgery, which include medical bills and slow recovery, it sucks!! I suggest you need to speak to a counselor at school or be honest with your parents. I am assuming you are a child, at least i hope. Grown adults do not behave like that. Obviously you need some much needed attention. Dr.'s office supplied me with crutches thru a prescription. Talk to someone!!

Just jump off your roof and land in an akward position!!

You do not want crutches. They may be fun to play with but when you seriously have use them, your armpits get sore, and your uninjured leg becomes easily tired from using it to get around.

Im sorry but youre stupid, you face alot of pain and maybe even surgery or worse injuries that just to your leg

It sounds like you want pills not experience injury. I hope your doing it for pills or you are really ******* up in the head.