Candy cane up my butt?!!!?

I thought it would be fun to stick a candy cane up my butt, but then whenI tried to get it out the curved part was in the way... now 3 hours later its still there and my butt is real sore... I dont want to lok like an idiot an go to the ER what should I do???!

What size butt hole do you have if the curved end fit up it? WOW! Stop worrying about it and let it melt!

GO TO THE ER! you can really hurt yourself, i know you might feel dumb.. but if three hours have went by and it hasnt came out you need to go get it looked at.. good luck =/

Must be real tough to sit down on your computer chair to type out your question then, am I right?

hot bath wait i forget to add that you are an idiot

Go to the ER. Seriously, they've seen worse.

And next time use toys that are MADE for that sort of thing.

DO WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE WOULD DO ,,,START SUCKING

This is kinda like in JackAss 2 when he shoves the toy cars up his butt just wait until you poop if it still doesn't come out then go to the ER!

people just do strange things at times, i know a woman that had to get a cue ball taken out of her crotch in her vagi... so go before it cuts you to shreds

Hon, the ER is used to idiots.

go to the ER :(

or hold yourself at a certain angle where its easy for the candy cane to come out.

The heat from your body should be helping it to melt. However, I am not even going to ask WHY you did it. Get to the ER. You could have torn the lining in your rectum. The sugar is an excellent feeding ground for bacteria and I wouldn't be surprised if you end up with an infection - and a prescription for antibiotics after it is removed.

If you have someone you trust, try using warm water to help melt the candy cane faster - ie a warm water enema. Have them remove the candy cane slowly so they don't cause any trauma to the tissue.

But still - GO TO THE ER!!! They see weird stuff like this on a regular basis.

Try to pull it out if you can't get it you need to go to the doctor sorry to tell you that but it's the truth

Rofl, i'm sorry but that's just priceless. I should be friends with you because it sounds like some stupid stunt my friends do all the time.
But if you are being for real and not a idiot trying to get attention over the internet, just go to the Emergency room and they'll help you. It's not like you have done the dumbest thing ever.. imagine the things they see on a daily basis.

LMAO!
wow.......
wait...i just thought of this..
take laxitives
and go poopoo
lol

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