My girlfriend has lots of trapped wind all over her body,it only comes out when area is rubbed. any ideas?

Wind all over body and only comes out via belching when ares are rubbed.Help

maybe it's her way of getting you to massage her.

(get some tablets from the chemist to relieve trapped wind, especially if it's painful).

My car has a flat tire could use some air seen as the garage air pump has broken

Keep on rubbing.

That is the wierdest thing ever. 'Wind' only occurs in the digestive track. If you rub your girlfriends arm and she burps/ farts then she is pulling your leg!

Wear a gas mask ! " A RUBBER ONE "

Sell her to British Gas, you'll make a fortune!

All I can say is buy a gas mask quick lol

Buy her a kite...........

Get some tablets that break it up like windeze.

Tell her to eat her foods seperate for a few days or so.
Like quite a bit of tuna on it's own, then bread later. blah blah.
Instead of mixing it all up because even though it's not fun to eat like that she could be reacting to certain foods.
Is she already aware of any intolerances or does she notice that it gets worse after having certain foods?
She could do one of those "elimination" diets. That also helps you figure out what is bothering you. Look up elimination diets or get her to ask her doctor.

I had an intolerance to gluten.
I figured that out on my own really because I noticed that a certain kind of biscuit always gave me incredible chest pain and wind. I was like huh?!
Nothing could break up that wind, not even the tablets.
I had to stop eating those biscuits and then looking at labels. Sure enough anything with gluten will give me trouble.

If she's sensitive to lactose and has cups of tea all day long then it is no wonder she's so gassy. Hopefully it's something that's easy to avoid.

Buy a puncture repair kit... Deflate her....remove traces of detergent oils and anything else that may prevent the glue sticking.....fix leak and re-inflate.

sit on her and get a free flight to where ever you fancy!

Does She Queef Too??

TRY AND HELP HER GET RID OF IT ALL