The lesser of two evils?

A bottle of diet coke (and yes i know it gives you osteoperosis)
and a coupla cigarettes -or a maaaaaaaasssive chocolate binge that happens too often for comfort! -bearing in mind this is related to stress/comfort eating-and YES i have tried everything in moderation,meditation, yoga, will power,and various diets-none of which helps ..i am just coming to terms with the fact that i have something aproaching borderline personality disorder- (high as a kite one momment like a shaun of the dead type character person the next)
am just not a very balanced poised collected person
so ...peeps which one?

p.s i'm not fat if that's what your thinking

okay in referance to splodge 5'10
just under 10 stone .........

Its totally normal, your a woman. Your all fruit cakes.

Let us decide if your fat or not

Why not enjoy them all?! In for a penny, in for a pound kind of thinking going on here....diet coke = no calories, so you can eat the chocolate without feeling guilty, as for a couple of ciggies, well pre the smoking ban, people who didn't smoke probably passive smoked more than that on any given night out to a pub...... as for the high as a kite/shaun of the dead character - the answer is simple, just indulge in some retail therapy whenever you feel more like Shaun of the Dead!!

ide go for the cola and ciggies every time

Well I love chocolate! And at the moment I am thirsty, so I could also go for that too. But if I HAD to choose take the chocolate and drink some water. I personally don't like the smell of cigarettes.

tough one...I guess it depends which you think is worse, being overweight or risking your lungs. I'd probably go for the Diet coke and Ciggies because I'm obsessed with weight. Scarily my personality sounds like yours too. My vice is weekend partying!

CANT SEE A PROB IF YOU LIKE FAGS SWEETS CHOCS DRINK COS IF YOU CRAVE STUFF AND DENY YOURSELF YOU WANT IT EVEN MORE SO THESE THINGS ARE MADE AND CREATED FOR A PURPOSE USE THEM FOR INTENDED PURPOSE.DONT OVER DO IT THOU MODERATION.ANYWAY IVE SEEN IN MEDIA PEOPLE SO OBSESED WIV WOT THEY CANT EAT AND OVEWRDO SPORTS AND DROP DEAD SO.WE CAN ALL DROP DEAD AT ANYTIME SO MAY AS WELL EAT DRINK AND BE MERRY TIL OUR NUMBERS UP SO BLAH.

Mmmmmmm chocolate!

You don't have personality disorder. You are like the rest of us. We all ups and lows. You have to have the lows to appreciate the ups. Just keep it all in moderation.
If you can stop the cigs (which I bet you could because you said you only have a couple) that would be a real achievement.
If you are not fat and you keep eating chocolate, believe me, in the end you will be fat.
Otherwise, enjoy life.
J.