Lexophiles will enjoy these. Are you a lover of words??

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like and arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backword poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road; poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
He broke into song because he could not find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen the mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

I am a lover of words, yes, and I liked those offerings. Thank you.

lol, very good. did you write youself? if so, top marks =)

Very much appreciated. You made me smile.

lovely, made my day

Superb!
LOL LOL

Yes - quite clever. Pity you didn't take the trouble to put them in a better category - this is the place for questions about men's bits!

Very good.I would like to add a few!
Autobiography-A car's log book.
Adamant-The very first insect.
Absentee-A missing golf peg.
Barbecue-A wait at the hairdresser's.
Dilate-To live long.
Extradition-More maths homework.
Gross Ignorance-144 times worse than ordinary ignorance
Moonlighting-The sun's other job.
Nitrate-Rate of pay lower than day rate.
Parasites-Where you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist-A helper on a farm.
Stalemate-A husband who has lost his ardour.

Haha.! :)

Het my dag opgehelder. Ek is mal oor woordspel(e).

PS Cheers v d 10 punte op jou laaste vraag.:)
PPs Hoe gaan dit met Londen? Is sy ok?