URGENT! i need to get rid of 2 "lovebites" fast! any ideas?

im supposed to be getting acupuncture in front of a group of people tomorrow morning but after a stupid drunken night ive ended up with two bites on my neck...ANY suggestions on how to get rid of them or cover them up are welcome, PLEASE HELP ME!!

Toothpaste, the white creamy stuff, not the gel.

why would you get rid of them?
jealousy looks shouldn't bother you ;)

roll a warm boiled egg (shell on) over the area...
meant to dissapate bruising.

Gee... hard one!

Why don't you try some make-up? ...duh

Try putting some concealer on them, then add some foundation and then powder.

white hazel or tooth paste is what I have used in the past. If that doesn't do it wear a neck scarf.

tell them the mosquito's are big round your area

;-)

High collar?

wear a turtleneck or a big scarf if you dont have one .put som elight makeup over it and dust it with powder before covering it up also

later you can buy some "bruise juice: if it ever happens again

theres not much you can do to get rid of them, you can cover them up by using concealer and foundation, if you can get hold of a green concealer would be better coz it takes the red away!!! hope this works for you!

make up or a scarf lol! or toothpaste? im sure i heard that somewhere.failin that get a few more on other parts of you, like on ur back n a random one on ya leg to even it up a bit n u cud jus blag they were bruises..?

Ive heard a rumour about putting toothpaste on them

If that fails you could always get out the dyson and make the rest of your body match!

Good luck tho

you lucky lucky girl!!!!

toothpaste - old wives tale but seems to work. probably shrinks the blood vessels.

Make up!! (concealer)

Wear a gorilla suit.

If you catch the hickey soon enough, your can minimize the mark by immediately applying ice.
Surface stimulation will help disperse the blood. Gently rub and massage the area.
Using a comb or a hairbrush to massage the area works better than fingers and hands.
Using any tubular object with a domed end, apply steady pressure over the hickey and twist. It will hurt, but it will help. Lipstick caps, pen caps, and blistex caps work. The goal is to work the blood deeper into the skin.
Make the hickey worse - if you use a curling iron, have your 鈥榝riend鈥?reshape the hickey to match the pattern that it would make if you had burned yourself accidentally. This can work with any likely burn or bruise scenario. Do not burn yourself! Reshape the hickey with more suction.
Utilize turtleneck sweaters, scarves, or makeup to cover it up.
Rub vitamin K into the area.
Apply a warm, moist, used tea-bag as a hot compress. Repeatedly re-wet and re-warm it as needed until the hickey disappears.

you can't get rid of them,but you can hide them by covering it up with some concealer or wear a turtle neck jumper.

rub some nivea cream or E45 gently on the X-bites few times during the day, also try almond oil mixed with tea tree oil or lavender oil...

Depends where you are. Leeches are excellent in removing blood which is what the bruise is (they are used in medicine quite successfully ) otherwise try fresh pineapple which contains Bromelain (an enzyme derived from pineapple) which may accelerate healing.
In this modern cosmetic world however so called " concealer " seems the quickest, or perhaps a high necked jumper which most girls use?

Make up does not work if anything it makes it worse... Toothpaste and go to a herb shop or a chemist and get ARNIKA (not to sure of the spelling) but it gets rid of bruises quick it might just work for you... Best of luck

Personally i wouldn't worry. So what if the rest of the group find out you are only human and yes you have got a love life!
They will proabbly find it funny.. Or you could blame the bruise on a previous Acunpuncture session!!

thats simple when i used to get those i used toothpaste takes it away really quickly.

ahem-are you trying to cover your tracks then?

dab vinegar on them

i this wouldnt make them vanish but tooth paste will take some of the colour out