Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex?

Mine: During intercourse when I was pregnant with our first son I coughed (with my head to the side) but the pressure of, you know, plus the abdominal spasm with the cough caused a little "puffer" to get released. The puffer was squeaky and long, and of course, smelled like a pregnant woman's fart. (Wrong on so many levels) I was embarrassed! (Not that giving birth is any less embarrassing, but when you're in that much pain, you seem to forget to care!) So, what is yours?

I can't believe I forgot this one:

I was in a very "sexual" relationship when I was in my young twenties. The guy I was with I had had a big crush on for awhile, so I was psyched each time we were together. (He turned out to be a total loser, but oh well). One day we were getting busy in the living room, and, suddenly, I began to queef. Aaaaah, it was horrible. I had never done that before, but the thing was, I wouldn't stop! I tried to laugh it off, and I queefed again (louder), I shifted uncomfortably, and (of course) I queefed again. Soon, he started laughing at me, and everytime I tried to move, speak, (breath!) I queefed. That wasn't just an embarrassing story, that was a HORROR story!! (My girlfriends and I laugh about that one frequently.)

Hmmm - - - - so many options some memories buried deep but here is one that is always at musing.... Whilst rolling about on my bed amidst the chaos & clutter of my room, having finally worked a shy guy into a sexual high and getting him to one of those mythical steps in secual-congress, my friend fumbling for Anal Lube instead grabbed tube of a Muscle Relaxant with delationary results.....

Peace.................

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i came before i conquered... and she was really pissed... hehehe...

oh yeah i have done the fart thing accidnelty before.
but mine is when i was haivng sex for i think it was the 2nd time ever, the condom came off and got stuck inside me and my boyfriend had to get it out of me, now that was embarrassing, and funny at the same time!

After sex, my first time I might add!! I was standing in front of the bed and admiring my first conquest and I farted. I could hear the girl laughing quietly. I laid down next to her, and I kind of giggled a little too. Then, we both started laughing hysterically!!! I married that girl 6 years later, and sometimes when we are in bed, I roll over and smile when I remember that day.

To keep it short...

In the throes of passion, had head knocked hard into the headboard, got knocked unconscious. Woke up about 10 minutes later, and it sure scared the heck outta him.