After I have sex, I get weird muscle pains.?

After I have sex if I lie down on my right side my lower left abdominal region feels weird. Almost like I pulled something or hurt it, the feeling runs along my pelvis almost. Also this feeling has now started to occur in the back of my left testicle as well. I thought . . .ok too much sex. So me and my partner slowed down for a while. The feelings intensity dulled over a few days but after sex it would always come back. I tried cold turkey for 3'ish weeks and even that didnt work. Ive been to the doctor a few times about it since then [its been around a year now since it started]. No Std's, Not Cancer, Not intenstinal, and I'm healthy. Doctors are just as confused as me. Whats your take ?

Ok, well lol
- I dont use meth
- I am in very good health [runner]
- I did have a scan, they told me that I had a bit of a bulge in my lower intestine and a bump on my hip from a time when I might have cracked it but never knew. The doc said not to worry about any of it because it didnt look serious.

You might be straining too hard. Sometimes guys tense up & push to intensify the sex, but they may wind up hyper-extending & causing muscle cramps or pulling something they shouldn't.
Relax a little during your next romp in the hay & see if this calms the pains down during/after sex.
Also, sounds silly, but go buy a calcium/magnesium supplement. Cal-mags help relax muscles & ease spasms. Use according to directions.

is it a hernia? or an ulcer? is there a large bump at the site of your pain?

if your doctor doesn't know, how should i?

If you use Meth, that pain can be caused by that.

Perhaps a hernia?

You're probably just out of shape. Those are muscles you probably don't use any other time so it puts a strain. Go to the gym.

my take is your not releasing enough of your juices enough times HOLLA!!!

Sounds like a hernia. Get a CT-scan just to be sure.